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Good Luck to all

Just wishing everyone good luck on this beautiful Sunday. It being week 12, we need all the luck we can get. There are only two more weeks after this until the playoffs!! Get your game hats on.

Oh, Meaty . .

Please forgive this poor soul, my intentions are wonderful, yet my actions sometimes fail me. I hope to enthrall everyone once again with a re-cap sometime very soon. I fear it is too late this week, and I have let another opportunity pass. But please, have faith, your good thoughts will be rewarded handily.

- Skums

It's Thursday, where's the

Reality bites

HI HATERZ

Monday's

Sunday's

It was a beautiful sunny day, Facemelter was on the L train, commuting to work. As he was sitting down, he felt someones gaze on him and he looked up. Skulking Demonics was standing over him, staring down with a crazed look in his eyes. "Uhhh, hey Skulking" said Facemelter, but there was no response. "Hey man, how are you?" repeated Facemelter with no luck again. But as he concentrated on the deranged face of Skulking, he could make out some words that he might have been mumbling. "grbbblbronnnglr brayloncrrmmmkl", "fffffroooobbkl crruubbvvvlll", "pppssszzzoo winslowggrropp". Facemelter was a little fearful, he didn't quite understand the delicate place that Skulking was in, "Hey, uhhhh, where you going?" Just then the train approached first Avenue, Skulking smiled and turned around quickly, trying to exit the train. He bumped straight into a very small woman, she must have been 4' 4" the most, almost midget-like, sending her reeling into the center post in the train. She went head first into the pole breaking her nose and spewing blood everywhere. As she was screaming in the face of Skulking "Watch where you're going!! Asshole!!!" and like the mist from a waterfall, he was getting a constant flow of blood all over his clothes and on his face. Facemelter was horrified, he looked to Skulking, who was grinning wildly and exiting the train. As the doors were closing, Facemelter screamed, "I am going to beat you tonight in fantasy football!! Your players won't score a thing!!" Everone on the train looked at him in disgust, and the poor woman sat in a heap in the center of the train weeping.

Hottie of the Week?

The hottest male of the week is Tampa Bay Buccaneer wideout, Antonio Bryant. Look at the nonchalant tilt of the head, the quiet confidence. Before last weeks bye, he had 115 yards and a touchdown, can he do it again? Will other players be gaping at his beauty as he runs by them? I can guarantee it.

The scales of judgement . . . .

As this season has progressed, we have been through much together. The market has crashed, we have elected a new president! And many games have been fought, won and lost by many a fantasy football player. I have been negligent in my posting at times (non-posting for a couple of weeks there) and inappropriate in others (my cross-over from neutral to trash talking this week), but we have been through much, people have gained and lost some spots in the standings. With only four more weeks left, things are getting tough, and every win counts for alot. Let's take a little gander now through memory lane and see how far we have come . . . . .

Week 4 . . .
Week 5 . . . .
Week 6 . . . .
Week 7 (missing)
Week 8 (missing)

Week 9 . . .
And now WEEK 10!!!

wow, we see some weeks missing, but it tells an interesting story nevertheless. It looks like Facemelter was actually right with his prediction, he is in first place!! Gold Team has been at the top of the heap for a while now, he fell to second place this week, but with Moss and Portis coming off bye, he is a very dangerous team. Jigger's Half has been an elite team, but is falling a bit lately (too much sex can be bad for fantasy, I know its crazy), does he have what it takes to stay in the top four? I, Skulking Demonics have returned to the top four, grasping on to those points for hopes of remaining in the top. And pulling up into fifth is Frienemy, who after a bad week, is looking to redeem herself. Anyone of these teams can fall off, it is so close right now.
Pulling up the rear, and making a huge push is Veggie Master, can he slice his way to the top?

My predictions . . . . .

Facemelter is coming on strong, playing skulking, frienemy, tears of joy, then Jugger, he has a chance to win 2 to 3 of those, ending the seaon 9- 5 but with a high point total, guaranteeing him a spot in the playoff's.

Gold Team has it a bit easier, playing Jigger, By-Tor and the Dogs, Craaaaap, and Veggie, he might win three of four, ending the season at 10 - 4, in first place, guaranteeing a playoff birth.

Jigger's Half has the hardest schedule coming up, playing Gold, Skulking, Frienemy, and then Facemelter, he will be lucky to win 2 of those, lets say one, ending the season at 8 - 6. Maybe making the playoffs.

I, Skulking have it just OK. PLaying Facemelter (I need this one), Jigger, then onto By-Tor and Craaaap!!! Hopefully winning 2 -3, lets say 2, ending the season at 8 - 6, but with the most points, pushing into third place and making a run at the championship.

Frienemy has Tears, Facemelter, Jigger, and By-Tor, possibly getting 2 wins, ending with an 8 - 6 record, but edging Jigger out with a lot of points, making the playoffs.

The playoff prediction!!!!

Facemelter, Gold Team, Skulking, and Frienemy!!

Remember, these are just educated guesses based on statistical data gathered up to this point. Can I be right? Maybe. Can I be wrong? Most likely.

dear skulker, optimal for me...

Why my team is the best . .

Cause I am slaughtering Frienemy!!!!!!!!!! Coming so close to the end of the season (4 more weeks!!) we need all the points we can get. There really is no middle in this league, just the top contenders, then the bottom dregs. Looks like Veggie is really making a push, eh?

Take a look at this fantasy . . . .

ahhhh, what could have been . . . .

why football is cute.

why brandon marshall is awesome

check it out....nice trade, dan.

due diligence

My friends, I apologize for a lack of posting as of late. I am swearing on the Holy Book right now that I will not fail ye all again, and this upcoming week, and maybe tomorrow as well, there will be a glorious post.

This I swear by.

- commy-ish

Amazing victory

I had completely forgotten about football this week and at 11:30 on Sunday I was sitting down at a German beer hall on the southern tip of Staten Island with a few other early sabbath drinkers that looked like this:

Snow Dog on the left; By-Tor at right.

...and I was like OH SHIT! NO FOOTBALL FOR ME THIS WEEK. And lo and behold, top scorer for the week.
And for what it's worth, this place is awesome.