Wow. We've all made it this far, and there is only one more week to go!!!! I keep thinking of myself as a broken record, but its still very close! Only next week left, and no one has a wee little star next to their names (meaning you're a lock for the playoffs). Anything can happen, and most likely anything will. Remember, there is a bright little light at the end of it all.
And then there were five . . . . .
With the Gold Team having a shocking collapse and losing first by one point to By-Tor (pretty crazy), and then to Crap!!!! (also, pretty crazy), he is now out of contention for the prize. His team disappointed after having so much talent, Clinton, Santana, Donavan, and Terrell (sounds like a R and B group, heh?) That leaves just five, five amazingly talented teams, five over-achievers trying desperately to attain the glory.
Facemelter has pulled into first place. Last week it was the Jigger, and this week its Face, can he hold on to the top spot? His point totals are impressive (not as impressive as some), but with a loss next week, he can fall hard. Its going to be a tough battle, most likely the most meaningful one out there, whoever loses this one can fall out of the top four, who will it be? It looks like Facemelter is nigh unstoppable (remember folks, he did promise to be in first) with Larry, Phillip, Steve, Ryan, and Ronnie, can he be beat?
And congratulations to . . .
No one thought he would make it this far, but with diligent, tireless attention to the game, Veggie is making a huge push towards the finish line. Having made 50 moves (almost double the moves of everyone else, well, almost everyone), Veggie has acquired some serious talent, who they are, I don't really know, after looking at his team, it looks like he is starting everyone he drafted. But Thomas, wow, Thomas is doing amazing for you, Randy has stepped it up as of late, and Lance (might he be an amazing pick-up?), Lance is parading around the football field acting like a star. Lest us not forget, this is his first time playing fantasy football, so I say congratulations, you've made it this far, can you make it all the way? This week might be a tough, you are facing Gold, but in this recession, Gold has lost alot of value.
Also . . .
Frienemy is up against By-Tor this week, who is turning into quite the opponent. With Greg, Donald, Frank, and Chris, she has the depth and talent to smash her oponents. With a big win this week, and a Jigger loss, she can move right on up into the top, and maybe play her life partner for all the marbles (by marbles I mean hand in their relationship, a la Seinfeld).
It is getting quite late, wow, look at the time . . . .
(I couldn't resist, please forgive me) (this is from something called "Penis Puppetry") and I am running out of gas. But remember! The league continues into week 16, where one person will be crowned a champion, and there is a consolation champion as well. So keep going, there is always something to play for (we can't all be winners).
Also, the money!! I am still collecting league dues, please find it in your heart to participate if you have not yet done so (you know who you are). The winner of it all will be getting the bulk of the money, and second place will be getting their money back (whatever the prize ends up being). So whoever wins wil be at least getting $80 duckets at this point, pretty nice, eh?
Till next week, may all your dreams come true.
