oh, and by the way, I'm #6 now.

SLIDING TOWARD MEDIOCRITY

WHO'S NUMBER TWO?

This is what I'm going to do to Jesse next time I see him...

WHO'S NUMBER ONE?????

   

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT????

Drafting lolz

Year 2

Getting ready for my sophomore year with you brooklyners and I can't help but feel a little perplexed. I looked back at my draft from last season and saw that I had drafted a) the top rusher (Chris Johnson), b) the top wide receiver (Andre Johnson), and c) the receiver with the most receptions (Welker)... and I still lost... What kinds of sexual favors need to be doled out to win this league?!

The time has come . . . .

It is the time of year again my friends!! We are getting ready for a sick as hell year delving into our deepest fantasies, living out our hopes and dreams through men, in tights, on a field, fighting for glory.

I know you've been waiting for this, listen closely to Midnight Oil and get all wet with excitement, but before you do!! I am going to talk about dues, giving back, and "manning up" (not Eli for you Giant fans) (Rodney, and Brian?, maybe some others. . . )



Same as last year, $20 begets . .

$130 to the winner!!!!
$50 to second place!!!!
and lastly . .
$20 (your money back) to the fifth place winner!!!! (to keep all you underachievers still interested)

You may hand me cash, send a check in the mail, whichever way you choose, SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!

That is it for now, the draft is set for Tuesday, August 31 at 8:30pm. Please let me know if there are conflicts and I can change it up, so everyone can enjoy the excitement of a live draft.

Good Luck!! More posts to continue as the draft gets closer, and please feel free to post yourself, the more posts = the more fun.

- Commish (Glory Gorgers)